Potato Dreams

Dreams from a Potato friend.

Potato's Dreams


Aug 1
I dreamt that Mr Skuce was promoting/selling medicine for bumblebees, with a whole operatic advertisement, while Villimé was stabbing random wasps and people with a syringe, claiming he was vaccinating them

Aug 4
Just had a dream where Mme Bordeleau was teaching French in CB

Aug 19 [not a dream]
I usually fly around for a bit but wake up soon after / In the few lucid dreams I've had

Aug 26
Had an odd dream
Me, you, matto, and a few other students went skydiving
Was extremely scared/nervous in the dream about skydiving, since I had no experience doing so
But then I realised I was within a dream, and mentioned that fact to others in the dream
So instead when we jumped off the plane, it was only like a few metres off the ground, despite the horizon initially looking like all clouds
[what was the plane and ground like?]
Plane was quite drab and hazardous
All dull metal, no paint on the inside
Parachutes were in these backpacks supposedly
Side of the airplane open because we were skydiving
But none of the safety features
Ground was indistinct because of high speed
A grassy and muddy blur
But once we jumped off we landed on the ground normally, as if momentum/velocity of the plane didn't apply

Sep 9
I very vaguely and indistinctly remember a dream involving many explosions

Sep 25
Time does seem dilated in dreams
Just had a rather odd one where I was bleedingn out in a hospital
Before bunch of a CB classmates showed up and started singing the Chinese national anthem
[recognize any of them?]
I seem to recall Steven Yang and Anna Wang

Sep 28
Had a dream where you, Matt, and I were playing a Zelda game
Largely with the aesthetic of twilight princess (and called Westphalian princess in the dream world), but seemed to have Skyward Sword mechanics
Before Mr Nurse told us to stop and do percussion
[were we "in" the game or playing on a screen?]
Just playing the game on a screen
Same recurring setting of a room in an extraordinarily large shopping complex
Think Ikea sized
There were a bunch of other random CB kids (mostly from Link crew) around too

Oct 18
Large school-wide field trip in some place in Montreal
We had to evacuate the building we were staying at—some warehouse—because all the students that plugged their electronics into outlets had apparently caused an electrical fire
So me, you, Matto, and someone else (it was either Villimé or Steven Yang) went for a run in Montreal
We came across this very odd traffic-control bridge system that was largely made of wood 
There was a long line that we had to wait in (sort of like waiting systems you might see at an amusement park)
When it was my term to cross the bridge, it suddenly dropped underneath me, and I had to climb back up
(This was not a very impressive bridge, mind you, about 2-3 m above water)
So I climbed out of water and then two people managing the bridge gave a photoshopped image of me as an apology, which I remember quite distinctly to be very odd
They’d photoshopped an image of my face onto an infant, set in the background of clouds in the sky with many military-type airplanes, as well as a translucent American flag
After I left, I caught up to the group in some museum (I vaguely recall it was spy-related) where you and matto were laughing quite hysterically about some crocs (the rubber sandals)
La Fin

Oct 31
Rather odd dream that felt unusually realistic
Felt like had recurring elements of previous dreams too
Me, you, Matto, Villimé, Gabriel Karasik, and other CB people were going around a school
It felt very similar in design to CB and VM combined, though with some notable differences
It was taller and more of an enclosed shape
I distinctly remember there was long and high stairwell
The seasons were all over the place
When we first went to the portable, everyone was in a rather jovial mood
Villimé was somewhat aggressive however, giving people headlocks
When we went to the portable, it was snowing moderately outside
At the end of the day, going out the front door, it was a bright sunny summer day
Oh yeah, we were in a fancy-looking cafeteria in the school prior to that
Where Mme Bordeleau was standing in line
At the end of the day, I missed my school bus, since I accidentally took an OC Transpo bus
Aliya was there for some reason, talking loudly in a phone call (don’t recall what it was about tho)
I took out my wallet to pay for bus fare, and realised I mostly had rare-looking coins among normal currency
Two Canadian 50 cent coin, one normal-sized, the other with a diameter of about 10cm
Some colourful toonies with auroras painted on them
On the bus ride, I got a frantic phone call from my grandma
Saying she read that I was suspended by the school for jumping in a dumpster
I was confused and tried explaining to her that I was in fact in a bus, not a dumpster
But I had forgotten the chinese word for a city bus (though not school bus), and was having difficulty explaining that to her
And then I was woken up irl by my alarm
La fin

Nov 18
Just had quite the dream
It was spring or summer, and some homeless guy had stolen something from my lawn
(I think a rake or smth)
So I chased him down my street, Bowercrest
And then turned left onto Coral Berry
But about 1/3 of the way down the street
I was stopped by a gang
Consisting of 2 adults I didn't recognize, Aadi, and the younger brother of an acquaintance I haven't spoken to in years
And they proceeded to beat me up and rob me of my wallet, my phone, and a powerbank
I was then forcibly brought into their house, where the younger brother of the acquaintance (who was like 12 or smth)
Proceeded to try and lash at me with a wooden board
But then he got tired, so we played Super Smash Bros together
La fin
[what was the interior of their house like?]
It was somewhat unlike that of houses in my neighbourhood
Woolen carpets
They were a beige colour
Living room directly on your left as you entered the home
A television in the middle of the living room
Not many furniture, other than a single black couch
Can't remember much else

Nov 24
Just had quite the odd/spooky nightmare
POV of the world resembled half normal world, half cartoonish drawing style of objects and people
Found myself in recurring setting of an immensely large locker room, with the surface area of a large ballroom
I remember some disconcerting cartoonish style people, somewhat in the style of the art cover of those Goosebumps books, came in
When some sort of painting appeared from nowhere containing a clown demon that seemed to be flitting in and out of reality
And started telekinetically killing people
I remember one very specific thing of magically switching the two femurs of a person
Probably the most violent and disconcerting dream I have in recent memory
Not sure what might’ve brought it on

Dec 1
I was listening to a sci fi short story as I was falling asleep and had the oddest dream
Turned from a high school setting, except it straight up looked like a jail
Into a Maze Runner-like plot
Into a combination sci-fi/spy movie-like setting
I remember at some point reciting an advertisement for NordVPN, and laughing like mad
And dream-world people didn't know wtf I was saying, because of course there's no NordVPN in that world


Jan 2
I just had a series of brief and odd dreams
I vaguely recall living in a trailer with 5 cats, which wouldn’t stop defecating everywhere
That transitioned into a dream involving many superheroes like iron man
Before again turning into a road trip where I was riding a motorbike with several acquaintances
But I was concerned, because I wasn’t sure if G1 license was valid for motorbikes
Eventually arrived at a museum of some kind
Where ticket price was half off if we took off our shoes
Was an absolute stampede of people on that arts museum
La fin

Background: sculpt of Potato's head.